I'm not sure what you're doing on this site, but since you're here, you may as well rummage around for anything interesting (Spoiler Alert : Not much, really). The site primarily exists because a google search result still points here.

I'm a 29 year old Software Developer and Computer Science Lecturer, based around Johannesburg, South Africa. If the Software Developer part interests you, check out my company's website : Obelisk Software.

I play in a band called Sticky Tape. We're rather good. But don't take my word for it, listen to the MP3's at the Sticky Tape Site. I produce the songs and play various instruments in the band, depending on what's necessary. Primarily keyboards, but I've been known to play bass, drums and guitar when the need arises. The song-writing and recording are going phenomenally well. Go listen to some stuff.

A long time ago I used to write short stories, and you can read these by using the links section to your right. It also reveals the blogger site I shamelessly swiped this site look from. And in the hope of redeeming myself, I shall plug that site. Use blogger, it is better than doughnuts.

I am currently in a relationship with an amazing woman: Priya Bhoola. This is the defining characteristic of my life, as I'm sure it is for a lot of people. Well, not specifically a relationship with Priya Bhoola, I hope (I'm a peaceful man, but I'll hurt you).

I play a casual weekly game of soccer at Wits, and it's really fun. If you're keen to join us, drop me a mail at ellipticalorbit@gmail.com, and we'll chat. I play a weekly game of squash too, but you can't join in unless you're a representative of the Coca Cola Company and are authorised to ladle out free stuff.

Trust me on these. I know what I'm talking about.

• Books
  1. The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents

     Terry Pratchett

  2. Lion of Macedon / Dark Prince

     David Gemmel

  3. Psmith in the City

     PG Wodehouse

• Music
  1. Busted Stuff

     The Dave Matthews Band

  2. Graceland

     Paul Simon

  3. Yield

     Pearl Jam

  4. Songs from the Rain

     Hothouse Flowers

Stop thinking about it. Go get them.